Walt. H.
09-24-2003, 07:59 AM
You know you're from Upstate NY when:
> eek! eek! eek!
>1. Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor on the
>highway.
>
>2. "Vacation" means going to Lake George for the weekend.
>
>3. You measure distance in hours.
>
>4. You know several people who have hit deer more than once.
>
>5. You often switch from "Heat" to "A/C" in in your car in the same day.
>
>6. You use a down comforter in the summer.
>
>7. Your grandparents drive at 65 mph through 13 feet of snow during a
>raging
>blizzard, without flinching.
>
>8. You see people wearing hunting clothes at social events.
>
>9. You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both
>unlocked.
>
>10. You think of the major food groups as deer meat, beer, fish, and
>berries.
>
>11. You carry jumper cables in your car! and your girlfriend knows how to
>use them.
>
>12. There are 7 empty cars running in the parking lot at the Stewarts at
>any
>given time.
>
>13. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
>
>14. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with
>snow.
>
>15. You think sexy lingerie is tube socks and flannel pajamas.
>
>16. You know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter,
>construction.
>
>17. It takes you 3 hours to go to the store for one item even when you're
>in
>a rush because you have to stop and talk to everyone in town.
>
>18. You actually understand these jokes and forward them to all our friends
>from Upstate NY. (or you send them to good friends who, even though they're
>not from upstate NY, will appreciate them.)
>
:D :D :D :p
> eek! eek! eek!
>1. Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor on the
>highway.
>
>2. "Vacation" means going to Lake George for the weekend.
>
>3. You measure distance in hours.
>
>4. You know several people who have hit deer more than once.
>
>5. You often switch from "Heat" to "A/C" in in your car in the same day.
>
>6. You use a down comforter in the summer.
>
>7. Your grandparents drive at 65 mph through 13 feet of snow during a
>raging
>blizzard, without flinching.
>
>8. You see people wearing hunting clothes at social events.
>
>9. You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both
>unlocked.
>
>10. You think of the major food groups as deer meat, beer, fish, and
>berries.
>
>11. You carry jumper cables in your car! and your girlfriend knows how to
>use them.
>
>12. There are 7 empty cars running in the parking lot at the Stewarts at
>any
>given time.
>
>13. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
>
>14. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with
>snow.
>
>15. You think sexy lingerie is tube socks and flannel pajamas.
>
>16. You know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter,
>construction.
>
>17. It takes you 3 hours to go to the store for one item even when you're
>in
>a rush because you have to stop and talk to everyone in town.
>
>18. You actually understand these jokes and forward them to all our friends
>from Upstate NY. (or you send them to good friends who, even though they're
>not from upstate NY, will appreciate them.)
>
:D :D :D :p