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harbormaster
09-02-2003, 10:37 AM
A pompous minister was seated next to a Texan on a flight to Dallas.

After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The Texan asked for a whiskey and soda, which was brought and placed before him. The flight attendant then asked the minister if he would like a drink.

He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by a pack of wild whores than let liquor touch my lips."

The Texan looked at the minister, then quickly handed his drink back to the attendant and said,
"I didn't know we had that choice."

Walt. H.
09-02-2003, 10:54 AM
Thanks I needed that "Laugh" this morning! :D :D :D

Walt, :D :D :D

Team Jefe
09-05-2003, 06:10 AM
What was a Minister doing in First Class? wink

Walt. H.
09-05-2003, 11:12 AM
Jefe,
The minister was spending his parishioner's Money! eek! :mad: eek! :D