MOP
05-23-2003, 07:45 AM
A man enters his favorite ritzy restaurant and while sitting
at his regular table, he notices a gorgeous woman sitting at
a nearby table all alone.
He calls the waiter over and asks for their most expensive
bottle of Merlot to be sent over to her knowing that, if she
accepts it, she is his.
The waiter gets the bottle and quickly sends it over to the
woman, saying this is from the gentleman over there. She
looks at the wine and sends a note over to the man.
The note reads: "For me to accept this bottle, you need to
have a Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank,
and seven inches in your pants."
The man, after reading her note, chuckles, and sends a note
of his own back to her, and it read: "Just so you know, I happen
to have a Ferrari Testarosa, a BMW 850iL and a Mercedes 600SL
in my garage, and I have over twenty-five million dollars in the
bank. But, not even for a woman as beautiful as you, would
I cut three inches off. JUST SEND THE BOTTLE BACK."
at his regular table, he notices a gorgeous woman sitting at
a nearby table all alone.
He calls the waiter over and asks for their most expensive
bottle of Merlot to be sent over to her knowing that, if she
accepts it, she is his.
The waiter gets the bottle and quickly sends it over to the
woman, saying this is from the gentleman over there. She
looks at the wine and sends a note over to the man.
The note reads: "For me to accept this bottle, you need to
have a Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank,
and seven inches in your pants."
The man, after reading her note, chuckles, and sends a note
of his own back to her, and it read: "Just so you know, I happen
to have a Ferrari Testarosa, a BMW 850iL and a Mercedes 600SL
in my garage, and I have over twenty-five million dollars in the
bank. But, not even for a woman as beautiful as you, would
I cut three inches off. JUST SEND THE BOTTLE BACK."