Walt. H.
07-06-2003, 11:26 AM
THE LOST CHAPTER OF GENESIS:
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>Adam was hanging around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely.
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>So, God asked him, "What's wrong with you?"
Adam said I dont have anyone to talk to.
God said that He was goin to make Adam a companion
>and that it would be a woman.
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>He said, "This pretty lady will gather food for you, she
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will cook for you; and when you discover clothing, she
>will wash it for you.
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>"She will always agree with every decision you make; and she will not
>nag you, and will always be the first
>to admit she was wrong when you've had
>a disagreement. She will praise you!
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>"She will bear your children
>and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of
>them.
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>"She will NEVER have a headache and will freely give you love and
>passion whenever you need it."
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>Adam asked God, "What will a woman like this cost?"
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>God replied, "An arm and a leg."
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>Then Adam asked, "What can I get for a rib?"
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>Of course, the rest is history!
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>Adam was hanging around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely.
>
>So, God asked him, "What's wrong with you?"
Adam said I dont have anyone to talk to.
God said that He was goin to make Adam a companion
>and that it would be a woman.
>
>He said, "This pretty lady will gather food for you, she
>
will cook for you; and when you discover clothing, she
>will wash it for you.
>
>"She will always agree with every decision you make; and she will not
>nag you, and will always be the first
>to admit she was wrong when you've had
>a disagreement. She will praise you!
>
>"She will bear your children
>and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of
>them.
>
>"She will NEVER have a headache and will freely give you love and
>passion whenever you need it."
>
>Adam asked God, "What will a woman like this cost?"
>
>God replied, "An arm and a leg."
>
>Then Adam asked, "What can I get for a rib?"
>
>Of course, the rest is history!
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