Clinton jogging

[Dino]

Subject: Bill Clinton

Bill Clinton started jogging near his new home in Chappaqua. But on
each
run,
he happened to jog past a hooker standing on the same street corner,day after day.

With some apprehension he would brace himself as he approached her for
what was
most certainly to follow.

"Fifty dollars!" she would shout from the curb. "No. Five dollars!"
fired
back
> Clinton. This ritual between Bill and the hooker continued for days.
He'd
run
by. She'd holler, "Fifty dollars!"

He'd yell back, "Five dollars!"

One day however, Hillary decided that she wanted to accompany her
husband
on
his jog. As the jogging couple neared the problematic street corner,
Bill
realized the "pro" would bark her $50 offer and Hillary would wonder
what
Bill
had been really doing on all his past outings. He realized he should
have
a
darn good explanation for the junior Senator.

As they jogged into the turn that would take them past the corner, Bill
became
even more apprehensive than usual. Sure enough, there was the hooker
where
she
always stood. Bill tried to evade the prostitute's eyes as she watched
the pair jog past.

Then, from the sidewalk, the hooker yelled, "See what you get for five
bucks!"





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