Mercedes

[MOP]

A lady walks into a Mercedes dealership. She browses around, then spots the perfect car and walks over to inspect it.

As she bends to feel the fine leather upholstery, a loud fart escapes her. Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has
noticed her little accident and hopes a sales person doesn't pop up right now.


As she turns back, there standing next to her is Andre a salesman.

"Good day, Madame. How may we help you today?"

Very uncomfortably she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely vehicle?"

He answers, "Madame, I'm very sorry to say that if you farted just touching it, you are going to **** when you hear the price.

[Fish boy]

aint that the truth. LOL

[Terry0341]

LOL! great one :D

[HyperDonzi]

Reminds me of when I went to the local exotic car dealership.... Was looking at a beautiful silver Lambo SV Diablo, went up to the showroom to see the 355's they had, sales man came up and said "there nice arent they", I said back to him "I would have bought that Diablo but the shiftpattern is wrong!!" He walked away laughing.

Then went next door and asked if I could get lay-away on one of the M-Roadsters!!