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harbormaster
06-06-2003, 06:47 AM
At Heathrow Airport today, an individual, later discovered to be a public school teacher, was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a compass, a protractor, and a graphical calculator.


Authorities believe he is a member of the notorious Al-Gebra movement.
Two known groups have been identified. Al-Gebra 1 and Al -Gebra 2. He is being charged with carrying weapons of math instruction.
FASTEDDIE
06-06-2003, 07:14 AM
Sounds like a CALCULATING plot to me.What DIVISION are they from? I heard they caught them with 2 boxes of "TOTAL" in their luggage. It Doesn't ADD up to me.These kind of threats can MULTIPLY if you don't watch out.
Doug G
06-06-2003, 07:18 AM
I was held hostage by those guys for 2 years!! :D :D :D
Fish boy
06-06-2003, 07:29 AM
Thas SUM scary stuff Scot. I dealt with this group several years ago, and they were rough. Only cure I found to completely eradicate them is to switch your major :D :D
TuxedoPk
06-06-2003, 10:10 AM
Apparently he had purhased one way tickets on DELTA.
Silver Streak
06-06-2003, 11:51 AM
And Great Britain offers a near INFINITE number of targets

Rick
vonkamp
06-06-2003, 11:51 AM
The authorities should eat some humble "pi" for that!
Fish boy
06-06-2003, 12:12 PM
Eat some PI, boy would that be a PLUS
harbormaster
06-06-2003, 06:59 PM
They let him go and tried to follow him to his CELL. They considered it a CALCULATED risk.
goatee
06-06-2003, 08:37 PM
okay you guys!!!! :rolleyes:
Silver Streak
06-06-2003, 09:00 PM
He arrived with a female accomplice named Leann. However, police were able to DIVIDE them up before she could help him with his Plot. She was scared off when someone looked at her and said, “BOO LEANn.”

Rick
vonkamp
06-06-2003, 09:17 PM
This could only be a FRACTION of a bigger plot!
mattyboy
06-06-2003, 11:36 PM
these guys are the SQUARE ROOT OF ALL EVIL


Matty
Dino
06-13-2003, 12:52 PM
Scott... another brilliant deduction but the powers that Be.
Dino
HyperDonzi
06-13-2003, 04:06 PM
These guys are everywhere...If someone finds they way to get rid of them, please tell me.

Tommy 'Will be a junior next fall'
Chris-007
06-14-2003, 12:31 AM
Can't be too careful in these situations... Sounds like this guy may have already had his hand on the trigger when they busted him! One wrong move and you're a statistic. :D