So, what's the fastest way to start a fight on the registry............?

[Donzigo]

So, MadPoodle says the fastest way to start a fight on this board is to bring up these subjects:

Oil.....
Oil Filters....
Installing a gas tank....????

So, true:) :)
So, true:) :)
I was holding my belly laughing, when I read it :D :D
I got to thinking, there's lots of subjects that would start a fight on this board.......like:

454 vs 350 engines........
OMC vs Mercrusier............
Classics vs any other Donzi's........

and what else?



Public Notice If you can't take the heat, stay off the Donzi Registry

[GeneD]

The fastest way to start a fight is to start the Volvo vs Mercruiser vs OMC 'which is better' thread... :rolleyes:
I've been involved in a few... eek!

[GEOO]

Didn't you forget one???

[mikev]

how about the classic ford vs chevy.

[krakmeup]

Has nothing to do with topic, but the approach.

Being a forum participant seems to give people the ability to say things they would NEVER verbalize when standing next to that person they just bashed electronically.

[EricG]

I can think of 3 that you missed:

Windshield vs No Windshield
The 2003 22 Classic Windshield
Tow Vehicles
Chopper Guns in general eek! eek! eek! wink


-EG
"I'll take a Dodge Pickup towing a Mopar Powered V-drive 18 with no windshield please... :D "

[harbormaster]

You guys disappoint me.

Nobody mentioned paint versus gelcoat.

[Ranman]

Donzi.net's best stories

Miata vs. Detroit V8 - Gay or Straight

Damn! Censored Again

Screw the Auction, Gimme that Arneson

Fat Bastard and the Infamous Gimble Bearing

Hood scoops: Forward, Backward, or None

Pearson Has Left the Building


:D :D :D

[roadtrip se]

The word "blackhawk" normally brings them out of the wood work in droves...

Salt vs fresh makes for good dialog...

The crooked line of good taste in the Donzi Girl section....

Many others...

Todd

[Rootsy]

ahem.. camshafts generally work :rolleyes:

as does issues with warranty work

[DonzigoJR]

GREAT FIGHT MEMORY!!!!

What owner of the Donzi corporation is the best?
OR, The guy that went on to get bashed by the subject....Who ever that guy was, cant remember. :p
What generation and year is the best to own....

[Donzi Matt]

I haven't been a member very long at all, but I seem to recall the "Genth era sucks" getting peoples panties all in a bunch a little while back.

Matt Burns

87 22 Classic

[Walt. H.]

Don't forget "Epoxy Resin" vs Polyester resin even though the whole boat was made from Polyester! :D :D

Walt.....

[Dredgeking]

this is a good thread. i almost forgot some of the recent differences members have had. some of the best information comes from the most heated arguments.

[Ranman]

Oh yeah Root! I forgot about the roller vs. flat tappet. How about the "Corvette is not a sports car"? Not even boat related, but a great post nonetheless!

Trip, if we went forward with the "Full Frontal" issue, Scot would have to change the board address to donzi.xxx.

Like Jamie said, warranty is another good one. Donzi Z Care, or as someone else named it "Z you later"?

[Cuda]

Closed cooling vs raw water cooling is always good for a few blows.

[HyperDonzi]

Ranman, good post!!! I think I am going to keep the T-Bird. What do those 5.0's react to nicely? Already have custom exhaust planned (stock has 5 cats!!!)

I think props are always a good discussion, censorship, and Poodle and Donzi Tee's.

[mikev]

your ugly and your mama dresses you funny.
oh yeah that was grade school

biggrin. biggrin. biggrin.

[ZF-Mac]

Right hand steering or left!!!

[BUIZILLA]

Your mutha wears combat boots

J

I KNOW mine does

[Ranman]

Well, your mama's so fat, I tried to drive around her, but I ran outta gas.

[smokediver]

didn't tow vehicles lead to something?

[Silver Streak]

Mike: Your insult never bothered me; probably because I am and she did! :cool:

But now Jim, yours is a whole different story biggrin.

Rick

[Donzi Blackhawk]

Fastest way to start a fight? ... Take your post off topic and then start bashing Donzi, a Donzi owner or my favorite, a particular Donzi model of which the writer has never owned, driven, or been for a ride in ... yet have formed an "expert opinion". When I read these posts I just pop a bag of popcorn, grab a soda, then sit back and watch everyone fight back and fourth. eek!


REMEMBER! One valid test is worth more than a thousand expert opinions!!


POP ... POP ... POP :D eek!

[DonzigoJR]

Well Donzigo,
One of the fastest ways to start a good fight is to probably put a post up like this one. Watch what this turns into!!!!

And Yo Momma is so fat, that you roll over twice and your still on top. eek!
Yo momma's Teeth are so yellow that when she smiles traffic slows down. :p

[TuxedoPk]

I wish someone had started this thread earlier.. I didn't realize I had so many topics to choose from :cool:

[mattyboy]

well how bout any of tuxedo pk's posts :p wink :D or BLISTERBOY
OR
THE NORTH SOUTH THINGY
OR
WHEN ALL ELSE FAILS

YO MAMA SO FAT HER ASS GOT IT'S OWN AREA CODE OR YO MAMA SO STOOPID SHE CAN'T FIND HER ASS WIT BOTH HANDS :mad: eek! :D

Matty
bite me wink

[BUIZILLA]

Since I am soooooo dammm stupid to enter trailer hell twice this year, why don't we re-open the trailer tire topic..

J

the axles are in what state the day before a holiday weekend?

[BUIZILLA]

:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

J

did I mention I was :mad:

[mattyboy]

well Jim's pissed off??? eek! :rolleyes:
who's next???? :rolleyes:
I'm not feeling the love in this thread anymore???? we must not stop until everyone is either pissed off or pissed on!!!!
ok let's start!!!
CDMA where's your stripe Man???? wink
Poodle, joisy blue claws are better then them stone crab claws!!! wink
oh and let's not leave our British friends out , it's the 4 of July, the day we kicked your ass!!!, God bless the queen and her mustache!!!!
ok who's next??
have a good holiday weekend be careful
Matty LOL

[BUIZILLA]

Matty, i'm only pisssed at the trailer guy.

J

[mattyboy]

well then the trailer guy is an ^$$hole!!!!! wink

Matty

[boxy]

The fastest way to start a fight is tell some guy from New York that his hockey team from Philly SUCKS :D :D

[Rootsy]

yeah boxy you get dem newyowkers started bout their piss poor hockey teams and they NEVER STOP bitchin wink

[Walt. H.]

Hockey?? isn't that game like Basket Ball , but played by guy's without "TEETH"!! :D :D :D eek! :)

Or it's only a game like Wrestling not a Real sport!

Ok I did it now!, Half of North America should be P!$$ OFF!! :D :p

Asking a Bad A$$ Biker dude "Is that a Sissy Bar on your Bike"

I hated that term given to the Padded Bar. :mad:

[mattyboy]

Gentlemen ,
perhaps I missed something,did the cup go to the " D" , or did it travel north of the border???? :p wink I DON"T THINK SO!!!!
Now if you tell that dam guy from nu york that
that a Texas wiener is better that a NYC dirty water dog, Well as my friend Buggs Bunny said
" of course you know this means war!!!!" wink
oh BTW have someone call a grab rail a weinnie bar that would do it too!!!! :p

Matty
glad the flyers are not in the west the rockies just made a killer deal!!!!!!!

[Dr. Dan]

wink I'd Say Mr. "Kenny D" is on his way to another exciting topical sore subject about his shirts....that he will now never get...Hmmm! :D Check out the "Hey Scot V. Thread...oh don't forget the Beer and Chips or Popcorn! :D

Doc of Dementia

[Moody Blu']

Thats it :mad:

everybody get in your damn boats and go to dutchmans quelle on the water in L.B.I. and we can argue all night :D :p wink biggrin.

[Gearhead99]

How about Holley vs Elderbrock ??

Or aluminum trailer vs painted trailer vs galvanized trailer ??

[mattyboy]

let's not forget

FAT ELVIS vs Skinny elvis

or the queen mother of all boating arguments

DEEP V vs CAT eek! :p wink

Matty

[goatee]

harbor deleted the donzi girls section!


ok, so its not true, nor did it start a fight,
but i had you going!!!! :D

[HyperDonzi]

mattyboy:
let's not forget

FAT ELVIS vs Skinny elvis

or the queen mother of all boating arguments

DEEP V vs CAT eek! :p wink

Matty My opinion.... Anything with eggbeaters or "sponsons" is as girly as a Miata wink Well, there is a few of those I will hand it to... Crazy Fast!!!

[Moody Blu']

HEY!!!! hyper I resent the fact that you call a miata a girly car :mad: :p

how girly do you think a miata is with a ford 351 w in it? wink

cuz thats what i got planned, you think thats gurly? huh do ya! :D

[Fish boy]

Moody,
i think Hyper was innocent in the miata thing- in fact, he was looking at buying one and asked for advice. I think it was another board member with a truck that called it a girly car.

Sounds like you plan to silence all the naysayers anyway- keep us posted on the monster miata.

[Ranman]

You can put Corvette seats in a Chevette, but, well, it's still a Chevette...


I think the main argument for the Miata was the handling. There's nothing like taking the only good aspect of a car and ruining it by doubling the weight up front.


Hope you're planning on wheel tubs too. :D

[Moody Blu']

I was just being sarcastic guys! lol wink

ever hear of the monster miata? A company was pumpin out 4.0second 0-60 MPH miatas, I would put money on it that it would eat up a slightly modded vette

it uses a 302(5.0) motor, the suspension is beefed up and it handles just as well if not better then the stock miata. tires will range from 225-245 up front and 245-285 in the rear.

I plan on dropping moodys motor in a miata once I buy the 418 ci stroker kit(call it 420ci wink )

[mattyboy]

You go Moody,
drop that Detroit steel in that recycled beer can and run the risk of offending the car gods wink :)

JUST MAKE SURE YOU FOAM IT IN!!! :p :D lmao


Matty
was this thread to start a fight or make me LMAO :p

[HyperDonzi]

Moody, It was me, asking for advice on them, then realized it was a bit girly...351...I would like to see it.

Ranman, not keeping the bird... Mom has firebird in shop, wrecked it, then driving my car, wrecked it too! Oh well, I have to take the Vette today for License test wink :D