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Scott Pearson
04-01-2002, 01:22 PM
In a perfect world when a cop gave ya a ticket, every smart-ass answer ya gave him for one of his stupid questions would result in a reduction of the fine.....ie.;

COP: "Do you know how fast you where going:

YOU: "How'n the F**K would I know? I was spillin' beer all over the place."

COP: "Good one. That's $10 off."

(NJ)Scott

Steven Cohn
04-01-2002, 02:48 PM
Scott,
I recall "Up in Smoke" circa 1978?

Cop - Sir could I see you license?
Pedro - Isn't it back there on my bumper?

Cop? - Sir, what's your name?
Pedro - My name? Isn't it on my license? Ya', that's me, Pedro Depokas.

Steven

mattyboy
04-01-2002, 03:57 PM
Scott, did someone get a ticket today?
hope not them NJ state police are tough
how bout this

guy I know gets pulled of for dwi gets pissed and gets out of the car to argue with the cop but forgets to put the car in gear so while he's argueing the car rolls backwards into the squad car and totals the cop car!!!
no occifer I have not been drinking eek! eek!
the same guy when asked to count from 100 to 1 backwards, spun around and started 1 2 3 4
needless to say he's a pedestrian today

Matt

Formula Jr
04-01-2002, 11:59 PM
57 year old, guy is traveling down ventura hiway, at 60 in a new 911 Porche. CHPs
spots him and lights up. The guy hits the accelerator and runs up 90 around the
curvers. Finally he pulls over, after an uneventful chase. The California Hiway Patrol Officer
askes, "I've had a hard day, give me a good reason why I should not throw you in jail
for trying to out run a Cop."

"Well, Sir." Says the driver. " My wife ran off last year with a Cop and I had this terrible feeling
you were trying to return her!"