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CDMA
06-15-2003, 08:41 PM
Things I learned at Lake George 2003

Friday:

Sleep schedule for the last week…I sleep 3-5 every day…twice a day…that’s it… L

Idea of being prepared: Dump toolbox in bed, grab bags of clean laundry, pray to god they aren’t just underwear, throw everything in cab. Sprint to car…foot to the floor. Not the way I like to do it.

Leave NY at 3…made it there by 9

Finally an of age night with the Crew

Do you want to see the pictures??? Again???

Pearson in rare form…well is it rare?

Pearson having at it…when you get him going NO ONE is more fun

Screaming Chicken

No we are not going to go get it at 4 am…you won’t be able to stand at 4 am

What happens if I threw a bucket of water at…

Baxter you behave I have that paper in my car and Heidi is right here wink

Ok guys my boat will NOT float away tomorrow

If someone asks “ where is your buddy one more time I am going to go postal”

I have to leave at 9 am Sunday

Saturday:

Chris: “Pearson how you feeling”
Pearson: “Little foggy, how many people I piss off?” ( sort of falls over)

Chris launches boat successfully

Boat starts…ohhhhh

Boat shifts, pumps water, and runs…..ahhhhhh

Boat seems to like Turbo prop

Trim…..up….I said up….trim unerectus…. L

Attempt to do poker run anyway…1/4 mile…ok this is going to suck…trailer we go… fight back some mild tears

Back on trailer…rams leaking at fitting…knew there was an issue there…thought it would get me through the weekend…nope

Slap a smile on and say screw it time to have fun. It can’t get any worse

Graciously accept ride in good friend Paul O’s 22…make it to first stop…

Spend 2 hours in bilge, hot greasy, bobbing around changing a fuel pump…Reason #1 to gain weight…so I don’t fit in there. Every event someone needs me in there…

Rehabilitate boat. Runs great. Labeled with black spot. All boats I have ridden in have now broken.

“George has oil in the bilge…coming out of the dipstick” I swear guys I didn’t touch it.

George and I share misery

Interesting fastest 18 and 22 both on the trailer…says something huh

It is going to take a pressure washer to clean my hands

Brads 18 rides nice…looks nicer sounds AWESOME

After you go hydraulic steering…you can’t go back

Lunch, Ride with Dwight, Dan, Liz, George and Bonnie

History Lesson at Eddies

Dwight best of Show…boat looks great

As does Poodle’s new 22, Dr Dan’s and a slew of others…we need to even mention the mad restorers.

Pressure washer does not cut it.

Take 27.3 nanosecond shower “After this day…I do NOT want to drive.”

It just ain’t the same w/o Miller

Dwight if you outbid me on those stickers I am going to go drop rocks in your intake

I swear some day you guys are going to have to let me pay

Diana what part of Lite Beer do you not get…that is a Long Island Iced Tea…again

Diana why are you trying to get my drunk

My theory is you spend too much time with stupid girls that sniff glue

We call my Dad to convince Cathy to go to 1000 Islands

Baxter your boat has boobs on the back “No that is the factory installed drive shower”

Phone antenna un-erectus

Can you hear me now? Verizon go to Lake George…soon

Maybe I don’t need to leave so early

Diana…this is not funny. Reason #2 to gain weight. So it takes more for Diana to get me drunk

Finally I am allowed to go to Neptune’s with everyone…Diana I am really getting mad now

Where is Mikey???

Stickers MIA

Pearson wake me up for breakfast


Sunday:

Ok who the hell squished me this morning

Ditched for breakfast…not happy

I can stay a little longer…it is just school

Pack up …slightly better then before

Steal Pearson’s boat for ride…think he noticed?

Feel a lot better

Fall in Mud…no one notices...thank god

Ride with Mom and Dad all day (Dr. Dan + Liz…long story…just don’t tell a 28 year old that 21 year old is her son)

Commandeer Dan’s boat…with Dan’s wife. Wow I am doing well.

I can stay till 12…ok maybe 3

Wow that kid can push that little 16

I am now supplanted not once but twice as youngest Donzi owner

Dude it wasn’t even a Donzi

“So I am…you know…contemplating”

Dr. Dan had us in fits of laughter at lunch…my sides still hurt

Finally white boy ( me) got some color

So- Slo with his new 22 ( Barry Philips)

Little mean green 16 can move out…I think we have a new board member

Dwight has discovered the drive trims down…in addition to the previous only up mode. Still drives like he is late for life…I love it

George and I commiserate in sadness again

So what I have a huge project due tomorrow this is way too much fun

Paul O where did you go man?

Can you believe the hull # one before my boat was there!! Kid got a steal on that boat

Screaming Chicken coming up ( no not a Blackhawk…hmmm)

So can we see the pictures again…

Caravan with JP Bresia…Cool guy and thanks man!

One bungi now hostage…maybe I will use it to hold up Tuxedo’s Rudder??? wink

Despite all the breakings, long drive and disappointment once again nothing tops a Donzi event for a good time…period.

I miss everyone already…1000 ISLANDS!!!!


So much more…maybe later….sooo tired

Chris

Decision time

Walt. H.
06-16-2003, 12:38 AM
WOW CHRIS,

Great post, :) sorry I had to leave missed a whole bunch of "Fun"!

Walt......

mattyboy
06-16-2003, 10:44 PM
this weekend's time line!!

Thursday 9 pm:
Pearson " Matty I"ll be there at 8am to look at this 18 by you do you know it?? yeah I know it

Friday 8am
Pearson pulls up pumpkin in tow
8:01 am " Matty that damn piece of @#$t ain't back together yet.

8:10
take Scott, Cathy and Marie to the Marina
8:11 am
IT STARTS RAINING
8:15
look at the 18, give Scott the story
( the story the boat was built for the movie smokey and the bandit III,(which was never made) the plot was to have the bandit do a intercoastal run from Fla to Va in a custom built 18 Donzi carrying 4 cases of JD for a 10k dollar bet while Jackie Gleason chases in
him in a Glastron IN HIGH speed Pursuit!!!
8:45
Pearson " Matty can we lift your boat off the trailer??
Matty " just me and you???
Pearson " I just bought it,we got to get outta here before the guy changes his mind.
9:00 am
phone call to a friend Ken "it's Matty can I borrow the jet ski??
Ken " matty it's fargin raining"???
9:10
Matty tries to explain to the Foreign cleaning lady I NEED THE KEYS TO THE JET SKI??? eek!
9:15
Matty on the jet ski feels like he's at last years dustoff .
9:30 tow the Bandit to a safe location and leave it in the water , change and off to lake george
10am to 1:30pm
follow this 90 mph orange blur thru the rain to lake george
3 pm
Cocktail hour at Matty's
met Tom Davis and Kim for the first time ( Matty's first contact with the winnie bandits great people)
4pm
Cliff,Di,Cathy,Madpoodle,Heidi,Tom , Kim ,Marie and Matty watch as Pearson starts to form into a puddle wink
4:30pm
Cliff and I reach an agreement and team up to protect and defend the boatless attendees
4:45pm
Matty explains liquid weld just like 5200 but stronger
5pm
****ting one's pants will now be referred to as " Seat fertilizer"
5:30 pm Gentleman Jack shows up
6pm
Tracer bullets fired at possible foreign terrorists
6:30pm
Marie says Last Call you don't have to go home but you can't stay here ,we got to go to the cocktail party
7pm
Matt and Marie start to vacation, Eddie and Augusta throw a great shindig
met many new Donzi friends
8pm
Burt Reynolds son makes an appearance, all the waitresses want autographs :p
???pm or am
Marie drives all of us home
???am
Scott leaves Matty alone with Chris and Cliff. In a technical discussion Matty gets MOPPED UP!!!Matty is now forming a puddle!!
so 5 qts of oil don't mean I got oil pressure???
wink :D

SAT

8am IT STOPS RAINING
ask Chris if he needs a line to launch??
8:15
Cliff tells Scott P he didn't offend anyone, he offended everyone :p
10 am
register the boats watch them leave with all the ladies driving pretty cool
( Matt and Marie all alone wink
Matty misses his boat now, Matty needs a Bloody Mary but the Alcoquin ain't open, a quick trip back to the room who needs the boat eek!
12 noon
the boats come back, not all the boats make it back, the boatless ranks are growing. And Matty gets his first ride in the pumpkin!!!.
12:15 Scott P and Matty get to met the owner of a 18 427 side oiler v drive, who will sell when he is old and decrepid, we met him trolling for great white sharks off the shores of the sagamore
12:30
Pearson orders a bloody mary so big it has fish swimming in it!!!
1pm to 5pm
CRS
can't remember S#!+
5:30pm
awards dinner, great time finally get to met Brad and Amy,re arrange the floral arrangements, gonna be a good nite
6pm
WTF is a COSMOPOLITIAN
6:30pm
I'm from long island and this is not a long island iced tea but it taste damn good.
7pm
You're killing me smalls
7:30pm
the guys from Joisey clean up
??? pm
Cathy drives us Home

SUN
7am
Matty has 8 qts of blood air in his lungs and bells in his head, who needs a damn gauge!!!!
10 am
Marie gets her first ride in the pumkin,
10:30 Marie gets her first air at 60 in a Donzi
"NO SEAT FERTILIZER JUST A SMILE"
2pm THOSE DAMN DONZI's BREAK ALL OF THE DOCKING REGULATIONS AT THE TOWN DOCKS, says BARNEY FIFE
4pm
a great visit with EDDIE and AUGUSTA, 4 foot breakers coming over the the bulkhead
But get to see a red head and a black hawk at the same docks
MON
morning:
ride in the pumkin , great lunch great people great day,
NOON
leave to come home
home safe
PM
had a few beers, and want to say it was a great weekend,To our hosts Eddie and Augusta THANK YOU. and to SCOTT AND CATHY THANKS FOR THE RIDE!!! AND TO ALL THE FRIENDS WE MET IT WAS GREAT HOPE YOU ALL MADE IT HOME SAFE, HERE's to the next event

Matty

Walt. H.
06-17-2003, 02:07 AM
"WOW" MATTY,

I missed a whole lot more then you just cutting up the "Veggies" earlier on Friday. :(

Catcha Later,

Walt,

Just outside of Kingston,NY. :)

mattyboy
06-17-2003, 07:27 AM
I had to make some corrections and additions to things i learned .

It was Cliff who said " Scott you didn't offend anyone you offended everyone.

did you ever notice WOT backwards is TOW????

Marie, " Scott P. man when your drunk you say !@#k
alot,I wish I had a penny for every time you said it"
Scott P. " here's your !@#kin penny" wink :D

Lastly, Marie and I have been in the presence of multiple Donzi owners too long, we went to look at an 18 for sale with the check book!!!!

finally

" you got it"
and
" been planning it for years "
take on a new meaning

Matty

classic_18
06-17-2003, 08:21 AM
Dude buy a Donzi