Scott Pearson
10-26-2001, 10:36 AM
Ok...I know I'm gonna catch hell for this one, but I thought you guys would get a Kick outta this.
Here's some sad news about beer. You have to hope that this is flawed, but the evidence seems irrefutable.
Recently, scientists for Health Canada suggested that the results of a new study revealed the presence of female hormones in beer and suggested that men should take a look at their beer consumption.
The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women. To test the theory, 100 men were each fed six pints of beer within a one hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, had to sit down to piss, couldn't preform sexually and refused to apologize when wrong.
No further testing is planned.
:D
(NJ)Scott
Here's some sad news about beer. You have to hope that this is flawed, but the evidence seems irrefutable.
Recently, scientists for Health Canada suggested that the results of a new study revealed the presence of female hormones in beer and suggested that men should take a look at their beer consumption.
The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women. To test the theory, 100 men were each fed six pints of beer within a one hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, had to sit down to piss, couldn't preform sexually and refused to apologize when wrong.
No further testing is planned.
:D
(NJ)Scott