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Formula Jr
02-14-2002, 01:40 AM
Lets hear of all those sneaky ways to stuff done on the cheap.

Here's my entry.

If you need a good small fairing trowel (flat edge), use a few of those freebie laminate samples that are at the home improvement stores. They work great.

Scott Pearson
02-14-2002, 06:09 AM
Need to get rid of that old nasty oil, antifreeze or stail gas.....Dump it in the neighbors yard. He will be replacing his landscape and grass for years.... :D

(NJ)Scott

GEOO
02-14-2002, 06:50 AM
Scott,

You're wacked!!!!! I can't stop laughing... GEOO

mattyboy
02-14-2002, 07:45 AM
Scott,
isn't it easier if you just change your oil in your neighbor's yard this way you can still use the milk jug for something else?

now I know why I can't grow grass in my backyard eek! :p

Matt

harbormaster
02-14-2002, 08:08 AM
A piece of glass with with ultrafine sandpaper stuck onto it (rough side up) can be used to put a scary edge on a knife or anything else that needs a good edge. I use this technique to put scary edges on the blade of my wood planes. After sharpening with this technique you can shave off a piece that can be seen through.

Scott Pearson
02-14-2002, 09:09 AM
Matt,
Good point I never thought of that....Just cant get caught.

Geoo....Another great idea. Around X-Mass, Cathy and I had a party for the girls who work at our salon. All the girls brought there husbands or boyfriends or whatever. Turns out this one girls husband turned out to be a real A**Hole. Dumped a bunch of garbage off of our deck into the yard...made a real mess! And this guy is a pilot for a hugh airline and They live in a very nice house. Well....paybacks are a BITCH! I hope they have us over one day for a party...I'm gonna sneek into there attic and take a BIG CRAP. I will also be bringing an open can of Starkist Tuna with me just for back up...You know, in case my package that I plan on leaving isn't big enuff. Sooooo when that attic gets up in the 160-170 degree range on a nice summer day...this stuff will be cooking....

Any whoooo....want to get someone back the Cheap way, Take a BIG CRAP in there attic....and dont forget the tuna!

Good Luck All!

(NJ)Scott

Woodsy
02-14-2002, 09:41 AM
Scott..

You are truly one of the best & sickest!! I so like that idea.... the tuna was over the top... And I thought I was good by putting the hole punches into a can of gumout and pouring it into the A-holes gas tank.... car runs... then shuts off.... then runs... very annoying.....

Woodsy :D :D

GEOO
02-14-2002, 10:04 AM
Scott,
You know I consider you a "good" friend of mine; I don't need "#$%^" in my yard. I need to remember to always be nice to you!!! Take Care. GEOO

FASTEDDIE
02-14-2002, 10:08 AM
Scott,
Thank God we have catherdal ceilings and no attic. I'll now check my yard since your recent visit. SORRY CHARLIE !!!!

mattyboy
02-14-2002, 10:31 AM
man remind me not to piss you guys off eek! eek!

Matt

boldts
02-14-2002, 10:33 AM
Scott,
Did I mention that next to a blue and white Classic, ORANGE and white is my favorite color combo? Anytime your in the Columbus, OH area, you and Cathy are always welcome at our house.

mattyboy
02-14-2002, 11:06 AM
I remember my Dad using old steel beer cans as a muffler on my Mom's triumph worked pretty good!

Scott,
do you find the tuna in the new foil bags gets
as ripe as the tuna in the cans?
and You and your wife are always welcome at my place Just not upstairs!!! wink :D

Matt
honey do you smell something?

Formula Jr
02-14-2002, 12:00 PM
Scott, did you know that you can buy pharmaceutical grade liquid Poison Oak? They use it for Homeopathy treatments. Any way, its oderless, colorless and if applied to certain surfaces, say an entry door knob to a bathroom, it will remain undetectable for years. :D

ToonaFish
02-14-2002, 12:20 PM
Are y'all suggesting I smell?

mattyboy
02-14-2002, 12:28 PM
Toona,
not at all, unless your taking a dump in someone's
attic on a hot summer day :p wink :D eek!

Matt

ToonaFish
02-14-2002, 12:46 PM
I'll try to control myself, Matty.

Best cheap air freshener, though I doubt it'd cover attic doo, are apples... tuck a few in a stuffy closet, a couple under a car seat in a stale used car, and a basket full near the trash can... it'll smell like "Mom" in no time.

Doesn't Valentines just bring out the evil side of all of us? Another helpful, but pretty expensive, hint... it takes a very long time for grass to regrow where "Vols Suck!" has been written in gasoline. Especially when the letters are ten feet tall.

Bunches,
Celene 'looking for a source for Gumout'

Digger
02-14-2002, 02:50 PM
I can't believe this thread...I'm shocked and sickened.

I might add though, that if you're up in that attic, assuming the position, and find it difficult to relieve yourself without touching porcelain, you can still get even using the old but sure technique known as the "dry bowl".

1. turn off the water at the base of the toilet
2. flush the toilet, THEN
3. drop duke
4. close lid and leave

Looped
02-14-2002, 03:01 PM
Ah yes, the old one-eyed finless brown trout in the dried up river trick. That'll do it every time! :p

Ranman
02-14-2002, 03:56 PM
LMFAO. You guys are sick and wrong! I love it.

Scott Pearson
02-14-2002, 04:24 PM
There is something wrong with you guys....Man...I need to go to church now!

Digger great idea! Do I wipe my ass after or just drag it across there bedroom pillows?
Craig....I'm still laughing.

(NJ)Scott

Donzified
02-14-2002, 04:24 PM
Tin foil lining in your paint roller tray.

Rubber bands to replace your screen door closer . (they all break sooner or later}

Cut the bottom off your plastic orange juice container to bail out the inflatable.

Super glue to close that small cut on your hand.Band aids never stay on when your working and of coarse your working thats how you cut your hand!

Scott Pearson
02-14-2002, 04:30 PM
Owen...My luck Ill scratch my balls after touching that door nob that I put the poision oak on just a few hour ago.

Donzified...what if I cut my arm off with a gringer or something....think that crazy glue will work.

Heading out to FastEddies for a visit upstairs....
C-Yea

(NJ)Scott

olredalert
02-14-2002, 05:28 PM
------I think I lost the original train of thought in this thread,but here goes.Ever had a neighbor you dont like who refuses to cut back an overgrown tree?Go get yourself some copper nails and hammer em in the base.Soon enough you will see a dead tree that needs removal,thereby enhancing your view,and your attitude!!!!!!!!!!..........just......devious..... .ol red!

SS18
02-14-2002, 06:58 PM
Scott why didn't you just toss the a#@$% from the xmas party out and fire his wife as well people like that deserve what they get and not what you can do to get them back. Besides I thought this was partially a family page might as well give all the kids donzi girl acess!

ClassicRazorback
02-14-2002, 08:00 PM
Send raunchy porno to the neighbors house in their name.

Wait til they go on vacation and have a couple truck loads of gravel delivered to their front yard.

These two things were done to guys that cheated on their girlfriends:

The girl put a block of limberger cheese on his engine. When it melted all over everything it really stunk.

This other girl went to a bait shop and bought a couple of tubes of live crickets then turned them loose in his car on a hot summer day. They
crawled everywhere... dash,seats,ect and died. That really stunk.

chris

ClassicRazorback
02-14-2002, 08:12 PM
To put a fine edge on knives I have a thick piece of leather with very fine valve-grinding compound on it.

chris

Looped
02-14-2002, 08:23 PM
http://www.donzi.net/photos/cringer00110.gif
Now where the heck is that stench coming from??????

ToonaFish
02-14-2002, 08:25 PM
Got two Dremel tools with a zillion wonderful attachments for sharp edges... but I never get to use them, as my Dad thinks his main purpose in my life in sharpening things for me. What is it about men and razor sharp blades? I once found a guy I was dating sharpening a lawn mower blade that another guy I was dating had just sharpened the day before. Now if either had offered to actually MOW...

And all this talk of poo... the good news is that the water level of my beloved Lake Allatoona is up... the bad news is that 98,000 gallons of raw sewage has accidently been dumped there. I think Pearson did it.

Bunches,
Celene 'it wasn't me, officer'

FlatRacer, aka BarrelBack
02-14-2002, 08:33 PM
For a less permanent gag, put Saran Wrap over his toilet bowl.

Scott Pearson
02-14-2002, 09:07 PM
This thread has turned out to be pretty funny I must say. SS18...She makes us to much money to get rid of her. Its not her falt she married a jerk.

Craig...your still cracking me up...

Hay...who has BABY RUTH's floating in the lake??? I wasn't there wink

(NJ)Scott

Cuda
02-14-2002, 10:49 PM
Once I was doing a tile job at this bi@$tches house. She had a curved step going up to her tub, and insisted I run the tile the way she wanted instead of the way I knew it should be. After I did it her way, she hated it and made me change it. When I pulled the tile and board off, I took two raw eggs and cracked them, put them in her step and closed it up and tiled it. I'll bet it stank like he** for months in there, and they could never find it.

harbormaster
02-14-2002, 11:04 PM
get some cans of shaving cream and put them in a container of liquid nitrogen. pull them out and "QUICKLY" cut the can off of the frozen contents with tin snips. toss the frozen blocks of foam into the car of someone you hate on a hot day. the car will fill completely with foam...

harbormaster
02-14-2002, 11:07 PM
run some shrimp through a blender. Put the liquid in a squirt bottle. Squirt it into the fresh air intake in front of the car windshield of your enemy.

You can also put womens' perfume in the fresh air vent. If the car belongs to a married guy, he will never be able to explain it to his wife when she gets in it.

Formula Jr
02-15-2002, 12:48 AM
This will teach you guys to never again, turn one of my threads into a scatological essay.. :D

http://www.doodie.com/

mattyboy
02-16-2002, 07:48 AM
Harbormaster,
you have done a great job updating and mataining this site perhaps you could find time to add an online dictionary so that when Jr. uses words like
scatological I could look em up :confused: :rolleyes: :p wink :D
sorry we got off the subject Jr.

Does anyone have a"home remedy" for a neighbor's dog who craps in your yard?

Mattyboy

Sagbay32
02-16-2002, 09:13 AM
Neighbors dog doo problem.

One of my buddies has a neighbor who lets his dogs out to go wherever they want. They had left 30 piles right outside my buddy's porch. He got so mad when we had the last snow melt (he has no dogs of his own) that he took a shovel and flung all 30 piles on the neighbor in question's concrete driveway. The neighbor in question had invisible fence installed within a week. No discussion about the crap ever needed to take place between the two guys.
Well, that's one approach!

SundanceKid
02-16-2002, 10:17 AM
If you ever want to get even with someone, put moth balls in their gas tank! Or put fiberglass dust on their seat so when they sit down, their legs won't stop itching (as long as it's in Florida, or it's hot enough to wear shorts).

Last Tango
02-16-2002, 11:11 AM
Despite my late entry to this thread, I highly recommend to Scott that he NOT use the Fiberglass insulation in the attic to wipe his ass eek! . Not sure who becomes the victor in THAT battle!
Mark
:cool:

FJB20
02-16-2002, 12:00 PM
Esay & Very Effctive -- Buy Two Packs of EXLAX
Throw it all over the His Yard -- His Dog Wll Run for Weeks

Rootsy
02-16-2002, 07:46 PM
dog crap in yard... pellet gun... shoot dog in arse.. dog comes back no more... or if you are a really sadistic individual you can always put a bowl of antifreeze out...

Scott Pearson
02-17-2002, 07:46 AM
Mark,
I hear ya...I planned on wiping my ass all over the inside of there pillows...I can see it now..."Honey...Was that you?...What did you eat?"

(NJ)Scott

HP 600SC
02-17-2002, 08:06 AM
I had a guy with a big cruiser blow thru the
no wake zone behind our house, and slam our
boat against the seawall. I figuered out where
he lived and his name, I filled out over 50
magazine subscriptions on those little
cards that fall out of the magazine's and
also signed him up to the RCA record club
and checked the little box that says "bill me later" on everything!

McGary911
02-17-2002, 06:58 PM
When I was younger, it was my job to mow the lawn. Seems a dog from down the street liked to leave landmines in the deep grass. Not the thing you want to mow over on a 90 degree day. I caught the dog in the yard one day, and clipped a sign to his collar: "Next time I get caught shi**ng in the McGary's yard, I'm not coming back." Problem solved.
One of my favorite recipes for revenge was called into service against a cop who gave me a $300 noise ticket. On my birthday. I found out his phone #. I work in NYC, in the West Village. There are more than a couple of gay bars in the neighborhood. Hit one of the bathrooms, and put the following on the wall: Married but curious in NJ. Of course I supplied his name and #. I called the # 2 weeks later. Disconnected. Try explaining those phone calls to the wife.