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mikev
01-21-2003, 10:15 PM
TEXAS SURVIVOR SERIES

Due to the popularity of the Survivor shows, Texas is planning to do its own, entitled Survivor, Texas Style. The contestants will start in Dallas, travel to Waco, Austin, San
Antonio,over to Houston, and down to Brownsville. They will then proceed
up to Del Rio, onto El Paso, then to Midland, Odessa, Lubbock, and Amarillo. From there, they'll proceed to Abilene, Ft. Worth and finally
back to Dallas.

Each will be driving a pink Volvo with a bumper sticker that reads, "I'm gay, I'm a vegetarian, I voted for Al Gore, and I'm here to confiscate
your guns!"

The first one to make it back to Dallas alive wins!

Formula Jr
01-21-2003, 10:49 PM
Rolling on the floor, laughing outloud, madly........ :D

farmer tx
01-21-2003, 10:56 PM
Mike,
I bet they get a parade with pink rose petales
thru Austin, but they don't stand a chance
between Lubbock and Amarillo on I-27
because somebody might off their a$$.

harbormaster
01-22-2003, 06:26 AM
It'll be the worlds first 5 minute television show.

Team Jefe
01-22-2003, 07:00 AM
I've got to talk to the producers. The next show had better start in Houston. Hell, I'll never get a shot at them otherwise.

can't let the N. Texas guys have all the fun :D .

JEFE